Total Medals Earned: 1,409 (From 365 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,550 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/160 points)
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
View the ending credits
Save your game
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Medals Earned: 7/17 (170/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing the tram
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/13 (180/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/15 (75/335 points)
Complete level 3
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 14
Complete level 12
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 13
Complete level 5
Complete level 11
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 9
Complete level 4
Complete level 6
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/105 points)
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You use your surroundings wisely
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/185 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete levels 1,2 and 3 in succession
Complete levels 1 and 2 in succession
Once you defeat the game, this medal will explain itself.
Complete levels 1,2,3 and 4 in succession
Complete all levels in succession
Gain 4400 points.
Gain 5200 points.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot