Total Medals Earned: 1,407 (From 363 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,540 Points
Medals Earned: 6/13 (180/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/15 (75/335 points)
Complete level 3
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 14
Complete level 12
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 13
Complete level 5
Complete level 11
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 9
Complete level 4
Complete level 6
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/105 points)
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You use your surroundings wisely
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/185 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete levels 1,2 and 3 in succession
Complete levels 1 and 2 in succession
Once you defeat the game, this medal will explain itself.
Complete levels 1,2,3 and 4 in succession
Complete all levels in succession
Gain 4400 points.
Gain 5200 points.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/265 points)
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Autumn season.
Survive for 2 minutes in any level
Click too many times in under 5 seconds
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Autumn season.
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Spring season.
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Spring season
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Summer season.
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Summer season
Unlocked when you collect 5 coins in the Winter season
Unlocked when you collect 10 coins in the Winter season.
Get 3 stars on level 6 of summer in one click
Get 3 stars on level 9 of spring in one click
Keep a ship airborne for 30 seconds in one click
Get 3 stars on level 10 of autumn in one click.
Get 3 stars on level 10 of winter in three clicks.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Autumn season.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Spring season.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Summer season.
Unlocked when you get 30 stars in the Winter season.
Unlocked when you collect every star in the game